Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

You always catch the wrong players.

I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.