They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
We did have three go to the YMCA.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
You mean in the state?
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.