I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
You mean in the state?
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
You always catch the wrong players.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?