Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

You mean in the state?

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

We did have three go to the YMCA.