Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
You always catch the wrong players.
We did have three go to the YMCA.