If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
The less you talk, the more you're listened to.
I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!