The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
You are what you are when nobody is looking.
Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.