Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.