Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.