The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

For many of us we are always wanting more - we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people in the third world countries would like to make them happier. 1. Having enough to eat so when you go to sleep at night your stomach doesn't ach. 2. Having shoes on your feet and any kind of clothing to keep the cold out. 3. Having a roof over your head. 4. Having the hope that you'll be lucky enough to get some kind of an education. 5. Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.