Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It's cruel, it's brutal, it's inhumane, and most people don't want it.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.