If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.