You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

Kids grow up awfully fast these days,"she said. "You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.