You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.

So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!