You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

How should they answer?

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you're supervised or not; finish a job once it's started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.