Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
Adam FerraraI sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.
Adam FerraraThere were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
Adam FerraraIf you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'
Adam Ferrara