Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you think we were together in a past life?' 'Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.' 'Don't you feel like we're soul...'

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.