One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'