Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'