I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.