I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.