My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'