When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

My hobbies are run-on sentences.