When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I don't know what drives me to succeed.