When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?