I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I grew up cursing a lot.