Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.