I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.