Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.