Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!