Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.