Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.