I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.