A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.