In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

Girls are soft and pretty.