In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'