Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.