Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.