I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

I know I want to always do the best I can.