With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?