I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.