I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.