I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'