I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.