My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.