My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.