Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.