My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.