My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.