My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.