It's nice when little teams win.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.