It's nice when little teams win.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]