Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.