I know I want to always do the best I can.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.