When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
I don't know what drives me to succeed.