Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.