Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.