My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.