When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.