I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

I was a coin collector.I didn't know I was nerdy at the time until I felt my 16-D Mercury Dime that was in uncirculated condition might be a panty dropper, and it turned out not to be. Then I stumbled into skateboarding, which kind of was cooler. But I wasn't aware of what was cool. My dad wasn't around so he couldn't shake me and say, 'Drop the coin collecting bit. It's not where you want to go.' So, that and the spelling bee and the chess, I think I had it figured out for myself.

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.