I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.