My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.