My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.