I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.