I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.