I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.