I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.