Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.