Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.