Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.