I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights