I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

Girls are soft and pretty.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.