I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

My hobbies are run-on sentences.

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.