I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV. So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don't want to ever give up any part of it. I will say that stand-up is my first love; it's how I got started and is in my bones.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.