I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV. So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don't want to ever give up any part of it. I will say that stand-up is my first love; it's how I got started and is in my bones.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.