Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV. So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don't want to ever give up any part of it. I will say that stand-up is my first love; it's how I got started and is in my bones.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.