Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."

I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.

TV always wants more people to be watching.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.