Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.