I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards. When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn't going to change who I was.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.