I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.

They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.