You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I've always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can't wait to get back. Can't wait to have some Timbits.