A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom - the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love. I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.

Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.