I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.

Marriage isn't a carnival ride.

Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.

TV always wants more people to be watching.